Tell me a bedtime story
Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
wtf is wrong with this child?
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
a study in 2012 asked teens how much time they spent on twitter and the most common answer was 3 hours a day. the same study was conducted in 1955 and the most common answer was “what”