That’s a keeper for the wedding album.
this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
fucking staff, what are you even
situations where smartphones become useless
There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
Because a piece of gum told me to
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
Why sleep when you can regret life choices